Tag Archives: winter

Your Body is a Blunderland!

Your body is sacred
But sometimes, so are cows
Pharaohs worshiped cats
While I worship sows!

‘Fore I wreck dat ass
Do some spring cleaning
Soap up your g string
‘Til your dirty eye’s gleaming

We’ll throw a sex orgy
For the summer solstice
You’ll inhale all the cake
Like you’re angry at Hostess

In honour of fall’s
September equinox
I’ll dunk my two balls
In your one semen box

Your body’s my temple
Sculpted from ejaculation
Splayed open on my sofa
Prepped for desecration

A winter wonderland
Hop on my icicle
Invite one more friend
Let’s make it a tricycle!

Oh snap, it’s winter time
No one’s riding trikes
I’ll see myself out
Continue writhing, dykes.

The L.A Kings in the North

The L.A Kings in the North

Winter hockey season is coming!

Sex ScanDaly!

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsey Vonn Caught “Skiing” at John Daly’s Winter Vacation Trailer.

Lindsey Vonn

I don’t think you’re supposed to ski when one pole is noticeably shorter and stubbier than the other.

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