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Cockin’ Around the Christmas Tree!

Cockin’ around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas partner swap
Cameltoe as far as you can see
Every couple fucks non-stop

Cockin’ around the Christmas tree
Let your inhibitions swing
Later we’ll try that blumpkin thing
That’s my shit your gargling

It will be so unsettling
When you hear
Gimp slaves screaming, “Call me mommy
Lick my balls, ignore my scabies”

Cockin’ around the Christmas tree
Test for STDs today
Everyone fuckin’ verily
The thought of condoms went away

Interlude (EnterLube)

It will be so unsettling
When you hear
Midgets yellin, “Try some molly
Whack my balls with boughs of holly”

Cockin’ around the Christmas tree,
Test for STDs today
Everyone fuckin’ verily
The thought of condoms went away

#Herpes!

My balls are so big
My penis looks small
When I sit down to pee
The pee hits the wall

Of course I am kidding
My balls are average size
But my penis is small
Compared to most guys

We met at a tavern
Vagina like a cavern
This feels like a sin
You’ll be unsure
If I’m all the way in

Of course it’s in there
Lost in your pube hair
This is regretful
Your vagina is dull.
And nowhere near full

It’s hungry like a hippo
It’s on fire like a zippo
This is not friction
It’s an affliction

It burns when it pees

Hashtag. herpes

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