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Belly Jelly!

Girl, manhandle

My man handle

Blow it like a candle

With a shriveled up wick

…my dick is not thick

But it tries hard

‘Til it cums on your belly,

Quick, wipe up my jelly

And turn up the telly

Cuz it’s gonna dry hard

And I’m gonna cry hard

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Bologna Pony Sexpress!

Double chins
And double necks
I used to date her
She’s my fed-ex

I made it rain
Like air mail
Some landed in her slot
Made a male heir

When I donned the rubber
My dick skin felt a breeze
She was far too eager
To get off her knees

She poked some holes
Cuz I poked some hoes
It was a pussy spree
Until she trapped me

I’ll never say
That the kid’s her fault
To an axe wound
That’s like rubbing salt

But the kid is short and brown
He looks like UPS
While I am long and white
Built like a wedding dress

The kid belongs
To an other
Chances are
It’s a brother

I pray his dad
Keeps him out of jorts
Maybe teach him how
To play some sports

Mister Sister Fister!

You’re girlfriend is a mister
He’s probably your sister
It’s hairy when you fist her
On his face, you jizzed her

You fucked her dry
You dissed her
You shouldn’t try
To kiss her
He swings,
You swing
You miss her

She took a dive
LaMotta v. Fox
You took three to five
In a steel barred box

You’re the prison’s pin cushion
Your butthole is sore
They’re barely pushing
Now who’s the whore?

(S)He’s dating some clown
All around town
While you’re getting fucked
‘Til white dicks turn brown.

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