AIR BRUTE FORCE ONE!
I hacked into United Airlines’ human resource files and discovered a very disturbing training video…
I American’t Even!
Golden towers
Golden showers
Atop his thrones
He sires his clones
From many wives
From many lives
He ran his empire
Bathed in ire
They’ll run his company
He’ll run our country
Into a crater
There is no later
There is no future
There is no hope
There is no change
There is a dope
A nesting doll
Will end us all
With nukes or hate
We sit, we wait
There was another
A wife, and mother
With all her might
She lost our fight
She was no saint
Perfect, she ain’t
He will be worse
A lingering curse
FACEDOOK!
My nose is a dick
On my face, unabashed
The tip rests on my lip
Phallic Hitler ‘stache
Blow my nose please?
FYI, I jizz when I sneeze
There’s no need to flee
My nose just took a pee
If you wanna chat for a bit
On my face, you may sit
Rock back and forth
Please don’t take a shit
Though, as the kids say
“You gotta do you”
If there’s no other way
On my face, you may poo
