Tag Archives: Satire

Ghost Ride The Tip!

You’re the girl of my dreams
I’m the man of your screams

I’m inside your head
When you’re inside your bed
Creeping into your brain
Like a gadolinium stain
All up in your nightmare
Smelling your hair

I am the booby man
I creep through the night
Looking for women
Turned on by a fright
I am a sexy apparition
Who goes hump in the night

You will get ghosted
In more ways than one
Cuz I’m gonna bang you
And fade away when I’m done

DUCK MALES!

Ducks got weird dicks

No bullshit it’s legit

They’re all twisted and soft

Like a string of string cheese

That I just peeled off

Trillville, Alabama

Roy Moore’s new campaign song just dropped. I got the exclusive!

 

HIGH COUP!

When we elected

Trump, we knew what we signed up

For, America

AIR BRUTE FORCE ONE!

I hacked into United Airlines’ human resource files and discovered a very disturbing training video…

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