DUCK MALES!
Ducks got weird dicks
No bullshit it’s legit
They’re all twisted and soft
Like a string of string cheese
That I just peeled off
Trillville, Alabama
Roy Moore’s new campaign song just dropped. I got the exclusive!
HIGH COUP!
When we elected
Trump, we knew what we signed up
For, America
AIR BRUTE FORCE ONE!
I hacked into United Airlines’ human resource files and discovered a very disturbing training video…
I American’t Even!
Golden towers
Golden showers
Atop his thrones
He sires his clones
From many wives
From many lives
He ran his empire
Bathed in ire
They’ll run his company
He’ll run our country
Into a crater
There is no later
There is no future
There is no hope
There is no change
There is a dope
A nesting doll
Will end us all
With nukes or hate
We sit, we wait
There was another
A wife, and mother
With all her might
She lost our fight
She was no saint
Perfect, she ain’t
He will be worse
A lingering curse
