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#Herpes!

My balls are so big
My penis looks small
When I sit down to pee
The pee hits the wall

Of course I am kidding
My balls are average size
But my penis is small
Compared to most guys

We met at a tavern
Vagina like a cavern
This feels like a sin
You’ll be unsure
If I’m all the way in

Of course it’s in there
Lost in your pube hair
This is regretful
Your vagina is dull.
And nowhere near full

It’s hungry like a hippo
It’s on fire like a zippo
This is not friction
It’s an affliction

It burns when it pees

Hashtag. herpes

Spaghetti Kisses!

My body meat
Makes your body heat
Feel it from your lady feet
Up to your lady teet

If you’re a lady
That makes me the tramp
My spaghetti kisses
Come with a mushroom stamp

My dick is flappy
Like a pasta noodle
Your pubes are nappy
Like a rasta poodle

You’d prefer a sausage
With some meatballs
I’d prefer a woman
With vaginal walls

My dick is pathetic
So’s your vagina
It smells like garlic
It looks like lasagna

But not the good kind
It has a crispy rind
It smells so rancid
Garfield declined

Your face may be worse
Let’s try dog style
Hide your face in a purse
Or it’ll take me awhile

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