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LOVIN’ MY DUMMY!

​I don’t make love
I make regrets
I got no moves
You’ll remain un-wet

Unless I’m on top
Cuz I sweat a lot
Sweat raining down
Draining into your frown

Don’t worry at all
It won’t last very long
I’m a one minute man
A Missy Elliott song

If I get over heated 
I’ll stop for a rest
Once I have skeeted
I’ll cry into your chest

Stuffed like a turkey
Slathered with brine
When I cook you and eat you
You’ll forever be mine

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Cockin’ Around the Christmas Tree!

Cockin’ around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas partner swap
Cameltoe as far as you can see
Every couple fucks non-stop

Cockin’ around the Christmas tree
Let your inhibitions swing
Later we’ll try that blumpkin thing
That’s my shit your gargling

It will be so unsettling
When you hear
Gimp slaves screaming, “Call me mommy
Lick my balls, ignore my scabies”

Cockin’ around the Christmas tree
Test for STDs today
Everyone fuckin’ verily
The thought of condoms went away

Interlude (EnterLube)

It will be so unsettling
When you hear
Midgets yellin, “Try some molly
Whack my balls with boughs of holly”

Cockin’ around the Christmas tree,
Test for STDs today
Everyone fuckin’ verily
The thought of condoms went away

Whoretilla Chips!

Pussies love my dick
My jizz is kitty litter
Puppies love my dick
My jizz is titty glitter

Puppies means boobs
Go ask King Lawler
He’s a color man
Was once a brawler

Why is there glitter?
She is a stripper
Even with no cash
I’m gonna tip her

My dick’s too big
It’s gonna trip her

Your dick is small
Can’t please an infant
You lack stamina
Done in an instant

You don’t keep her happy
Your sex is crappy

Not the good way
As in anal
But the bad way
As in banal

When she’s with you
She stinks of me
When she’s with me
She stinks of pee

Normal chicks like
Beholding flowers
Chicks like yours like
Golden showers

Pee in her mouth
And vagina lips
Pee in a bowl
For her tortilla chips

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