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Brown Magic Woman

My brown eye is magic

My wand is my dick

I wave it at women

Until they get sick

I know no other spells

My robe kinda smells

I live full time outside

My toilet’s a slide

Wizard or hobo?

That’s for you to decide

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Shitting Room!

In Old Navy

I was turning tricks

In Old Navy

I’d screw dudes and chicks

In Old Navy

In the fitting rooms

In Old Navy

I’d take cash or shrooms

In Old Navy

It was mostly dudes

In Old Navy

They had filthy pubes

In Old Navy

It was never chicks

In Old Navy

I sucked some dicks

DUCK MALES!

Ducks got weird dicks

No bullshit it’s legit

They’re all twisted and soft

Like a string of string cheese

That I just peeled off

HIGH COUP!

When we elected

Trump, we knew what we signed up

For, America

I American’t Even!

Golden towers
Golden showers
Atop his thrones
He sires his clones
From many wives
From many lives
He ran his empire
Bathed in ire
They’ll run his company
He’ll run our country
Into a crater
There is no later
There is no future
There is no hope
There is no change
There is a dope
A nesting doll
Will end us all
With nukes or hate
We sit, we wait
There was another
A wife, and mother
With all her might
She lost our fight
She was no saint
Perfect, she ain’t
He will be worse
A lingering curse

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