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Canoe For Two Band Geeks!

I built a canoe, I built it for two.
It took me awhile, to build it for you.

Use it at band camp
To finger the camp tramp
‘Til you get a bad hand cramp
Or her vagina gets damp

I built a canoe, I built it for two.
It took me awhile, to build it for you.

Try more than one finger
Your digits should linger
‘Til it swallows your fist
And queefs out a mist

I built a canoe, I built it for two.
It took me awhile, to build it for you.

Use it at band camp
Dispose of the camp tramp
Whom your weiner knocked up
And you killed with an amp

Bartender’s Tar Bender!

I’ll make your panties soggy
With my pants hoggy

I’ll make your clam damp
With my ham stamp

I’ll make your holes moist
Dick like a Rolls Royce
If I mixed your drink right
You won’t have a choice

I’m a bartender
On a tar bender
Over serving bartendees
Til they’re on their knees

With mouth wide open
Here’s to hopin’
She’s not a spitter

I like a bird who swallows
I won’t sodomize a quitter

And a beejin’
Ain’t a beejin’
Unless it’s demeanin’

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