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Brown Magic Woman

My brown eye is magic

My wand is my dick

I wave it at women

Until they get sick

I know no other spells

My robe kinda smells

I live full time outside

My toilet’s a slide

Wizard or hobo?

That’s for you to decide

Shitting Room!

In Old Navy

I was turning tricks

In Old Navy

I’d screw dudes and chicks

In Old Navy

In the fitting rooms

In Old Navy

I’d take cash or shrooms

In Old Navy

It was mostly dudes

In Old Navy

They had filthy pubes

In Old Navy

It was never chicks

In Old Navy

I sucked some dicks


​Livin’ in a trailer park
Opposite of Tony Stark
I can still be Iron Man
Cover me in fryin’ pans

Fully draped in kitchenware
All except my underwear
Whitey tighties, ’til I perish
Cozy testies, I do cherish


​My nose is a dick
On my face, unabashed
The tip rests on my lip
Phallic Hitler ‘stache

Blow my nose please?
FYI, I jizz when I sneeze
There’s no need to flee
My nose just took a pee

If you wanna chat for a bit
On my face, you may sit
Rock back and forth
Please don’t take a shit

Though, as the kids say
“You gotta do you”
If there’s no other way
On my face, you may poo


​I don’t make love
I make regrets
I got no moves
You’ll remain un-wet

Unless I’m on top
Cuz I sweat a lot
Sweat raining down
Draining into your frown

Don’t worry at all
It won’t last very long
I’m a one minute man
A Missy Elliott song

If I get over heated 
I’ll stop for a rest
Once I have skeeted
I’ll cry into your chest

Stuffed like a turkey
Slathered with brine
When I cook you and eat you
You’ll forever be mine

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