Brown Magic Woman
My brown eye is magic
My wand is my dick
I wave it at women
Until they get sick
I know no other spells
My robe kinda smells
I live full time outside
My toilet’s a slide
Wizard or hobo?
That’s for you to decide
Shitting Room!
In Old Navy
I was turning tricks
In Old Navy
I’d screw dudes and chicks
In Old Navy
In the fitting rooms
In Old Navy
I’d take cash or shrooms
In Old Navy
It was mostly dudes
In Old Navy
They had filthy pubes
In Old Navy
It was never chicks
In Old Navy
I sucked some dicks
FACEDOOK!
My nose is a dick
On my face, unabashed
The tip rests on my lip
Phallic Hitler ‘stache
Blow my nose please?
FYI, I jizz when I sneeze
There’s no need to flee
My nose just took a pee
If you wanna chat for a bit
On my face, you may sit
Rock back and forth
Please don’t take a shit
Though, as the kids say
“You gotta do you”
If there’s no other way
On my face, you may poo
LOVIN’ MY DUMMY!
I don’t make love
I make regrets
I got no moves
You’ll remain un-wet
Unless I’m on top
Cuz I sweat a lot
Sweat raining down
Draining into your frown
Don’t worry at all
It won’t last very long
I’m a one minute man
A Missy Elliott song
If I get over heated
I’ll stop for a rest
Once I have skeeted
I’ll cry into your chest
Stuffed like a turkey
Slathered with brine
When I cook you and eat you
You’ll forever be mine
