Tag Archives: LGBT

Your Body is a Blunderland!

Your body is sacred
But sometimes, so are cows
Pharaohs worshiped cats
While I worship sows!

‘Fore I wreck dat ass
Do some spring cleaning
Soap up your g string
‘Til your dirty eye’s gleaming

We’ll throw a sex orgy
For the summer solstice
You’ll inhale all the cake
Like you’re angry at Hostess

In honour of fall’s
September equinox
I’ll dunk my two balls
In your one semen box

Your body’s my temple
Sculpted from ejaculation
Splayed open on my sofa
Prepped for desecration

A winter wonderland
Hop on my icicle
Invite one more friend
Let’s make it a tricycle!

Oh snap, it’s winter time
No one’s riding trikes
I’ll see myself out
Continue writhing, dykes.

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Thicky, Tricky Dick Girl!

I thought you were a thicky,
Thicky, thick girl
Turns out you were a thicky,
Tricky dick “girl”

I thought your pants bulge
Was a pube perm
But your pants bulge
Was just a dude worm

Finger banging
Left you hanging
Cuz there’s a dick there
In your “vagina” hair

It’s why my fingers missed
My reply’s a fist
Squeezing fresh lube
All on your flesh tube

A down and up motion
Followed the lotion
G.I Joe Kung Fu Grip
Jizz runs down your hip

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