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Jew Know What Jew Did, Hitler. Jew Know What Jew Did!

Ever wonder what would’ve happened to Hitler if the Holocaust had been real, and he survived his suicide? He would’ve moved to America, gained some weight to blend in, and tried to hold down a string of meaningless jobs despite his not-so dormant antisemitism.

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Fat Hitler Works At a Bakery

More cushion for the pushin' and more oven for the shovin'

More cushion for the pushin’ and more oven for the shovin’

It probably costs around 6 million, Hitler.

It probably costs around 6 million, Hitler.

Wawful!

I wrote this poem because I love it when fried chicken is wrapped in a waffle, drenched in gravy and maple syrup, then served to me from a motorized vehicle.

Waffles from Sunflower
Waffle Co.’s the name.
Waffles on the go
Is the name of their game.

They serve it up hot.
They serve it up fresh.
Hate it you’ll not.
You’ll say it’s delish!

It’s not just the waffles.
It’s fried chicken too.
They’re reasonably priced.
Even if you’re a Jew!

Ethnic Juice Cleanse!

Ever wonder what would’ve happened to Hitler if the Holocaust had been real, and he survived his suicide? He would’ve moved to America, gained some weight to blend in, and tried to hold down a string of meaningless jobs despite his not-so dormant antisemitism.

Submitted for the approval of the Munchbox Society, I call this story…

Fat Hitler Works at a Grocery Store

Fat Hitler is gonna get a DEATH CRAMP from all this hard work.

Fat Hitler is gonna get a DEATH CRAMP from all this hard work.

Oh, Fat Hitler, that's your FINAL SOLUTION to everything!

Oh, Fat Hitler, that’s your FINAL SOLUTION to everything!

Da Ballercaust!

Ever wonder what would’ve happened to Hitler if the Holocaust had been real, and he survived his suicide? He would’ve moved to America, gained some weight to blend in, and tried to hold down a string of meaningless jobs despite his not-so dormant antisemitism.

Submitted for the approval of the Munchbox Society, I call this story…

Fat Hitler Coaches Youth Basketball at the Jewish Community Center

The other team got Jewed by the refs.

The other team got Jewed by the refs.

Oy vay! I'd rather take a zona's bath in the sink.

Oy vay! I’d rather take a zona’s bath in the sink.

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