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Mister Sister Fister!

You’re girlfriend is a mister
He’s probably your sister
It’s hairy when you fist her
On his face, you jizzed her

You fucked her dry
You dissed her
You shouldn’t try
To kiss her
He swings,
You swing
You miss her

She took a dive
LaMotta v. Fox
You took three to five
In a steel barred box

You’re the prison’s pin cushion
Your butthole is sore
They’re barely pushing
Now who’s the whore?

(S)He’s dating some clown
All around town
While you’re getting fucked
‘Til white dicks turn brown.

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Bawler Status!

Bawl so hard, box of tissues
Bawl so hard, family issues
Bawl so hard, your mascara is fleeing
Bawl so hard, your face is peeing

Bawl til you fall
In the fetal position
Bawl as you crawl
Away from attrition

Bawl til you haul
Your fat ass to the toilet
Bawl in the stall
You shouldn’t’ve did it

Bawl when you call
Your cousin in Kansas
Bawl cuz you stall
When you tell him it’s his

Bawl so hard, you did incest
Bawl so hard, you’re no princess
Bawl so hard, you really loved him
Bawl so hard, you shoulda gloved him

Bawl cuz you think
A life was cut short
Bawl when you drink
Cuz you chose to abort

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