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Humpin’ Jack Brash!

I’m like humpin’ jack flash
When I’m up in dat ass
I’d swipe my card in your gash
But you only take cash

It cost extra for no rubber
My finishing move is near
Your uterus should fear
The repercussions of my spear

You will get pregnant
Cuz I am quite fertile
I’ll jizz deep inside you
Where our baby will curdle.

Sex ScanDaly!

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsey Vonn Caught “Skiing” at John Daly’s Winter Vacation Trailer.

Lindsey Vonn

I don’t think you’re supposed to ski when one pole is noticeably shorter and stubbier than the other.

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