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FACEDOOK!

​My nose is a dick
On my face, unabashed
The tip rests on my lip
Phallic Hitler ‘stache

Blow my nose please?
FYI, I jizz when I sneeze
There’s no need to flee
My nose just took a pee

If you wanna chat for a bit
On my face, you may sit
Rock back and forth
Please don’t take a shit

Though, as the kids say
“You gotta do you”
If there’s no other way
On my face, you may poo

BoySSquad 69!

BoySSquad 69

BoySSquad 69 just so happens to also be the name of my schutzstaffel inspired boy band

Please Nazi Me After Class!

Ever wonder what would’ve happened to Hitler if the Holocaust had been real, and he survived his suicide? He would’ve moved to America, gained some weight to blend in, and tried to hold down a string of meaningless jobs despite his not-so dormant antisemitism.

Submitted for the approval of the Munchbox Society, I call this story…

Fat Hitler Teaches Language Arts at a Prestigious Jewish Elementary School

hitler classroom

hitler school 2

Jew Know What Jew Did, Hitler. Jew Know What Jew Did!

Ever wonder what would’ve happened to Hitler if the Holocaust had been real, and he survived his suicide? He would’ve moved to America, gained some weight to blend in, and tried to hold down a string of meaningless jobs despite his not-so dormant antisemitism.

Submitted for the approval of the Munchbox Society, I call this story…

Fat Hitler Works At a Bakery

More cushion for the pushin' and more oven for the shovin'

More cushion for the pushin’ and more oven for the shovin’

It probably costs around 6 million, Hitler.

It probably costs around 6 million, Hitler.

Ethnic Juice Cleanse!

Ever wonder what would’ve happened to Hitler if the Holocaust had been real, and he survived his suicide? He would’ve moved to America, gained some weight to blend in, and tried to hold down a string of meaningless jobs despite his not-so dormant antisemitism.

Submitted for the approval of the Munchbox Society, I call this story…

Fat Hitler Works at a Grocery Store

Fat Hitler is gonna get a DEATH CRAMP from all this hard work.

Fat Hitler is gonna get a DEATH CRAMP from all this hard work.

Oh, Fat Hitler, that's your FINAL SOLUTION to everything!

Oh, Fat Hitler, that’s your FINAL SOLUTION to everything!

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