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Ghost Ride The Tip!

You’re the girl of my dreams
I’m the man of your screams

I’m inside your head
When you’re inside your bed
Creeping into your brain
Like a gadolinium stain
All up in your nightmare
Smelling your hair

I am the booby man
I creep through the night
Looking for women
Turned on by a fright
I am a sexy apparition
Who goes hump in the night

You will get ghosted
In more ways than one
Cuz I’m gonna bang you
And fade away when I’m done

Shitting Room!

In Old Navy

I was turning tricks

In Old Navy

I’d screw dudes and chicks

In Old Navy

In the fitting rooms

In Old Navy

I’d take cash or shrooms

In Old Navy

It was mostly dudes

In Old Navy

They had filthy pubes

In Old Navy

It was never chicks

In Old Navy

I sucked some dicks


When we elected

Trump, we knew what we signed up

For, America


I hacked into United Airlines’ human resource files and discovered a very disturbing training video…

I American’t Even!

Golden towers
Golden showers
Atop his thrones
He sires his clones
From many wives
From many lives
He ran his empire
Bathed in ire
They’ll run his company
He’ll run our country
Into a crater
There is no later
There is no future
There is no hope
There is no change
There is a dope
A nesting doll
Will end us all
With nukes or hate
We sit, we wait
There was another
A wife, and mother
With all her might
She lost our fight
She was no saint
Perfect, she ain’t
He will be worse
A lingering curse

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