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Jew Know What Jew Did, Hitler. Jew Know What Jew Did!

Ever wonder what would’ve happened to Hitler if the Holocaust had been real, and he survived his suicide? He would’ve moved to America, gained some weight to blend in, and tried to hold down a string of meaningless jobs despite his not-so dormant antisemitism.

Submitted for the approval of the Munchbox Society, I call this story…

Fat Hitler Works At a Bakery

More cushion for the pushin' and more oven for the shovin'

More cushion for the pushin’ and more oven for the shovin’

It probably costs around 6 million, Hitler.

It probably costs around 6 million, Hitler.

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Bologna Pony Sexpress!

Double chins
And double necks
I used to date her
She’s my fed-ex

I made it rain
Like air mail
Some landed in her slot
Made a male heir

When I donned the rubber
My dick skin felt a breeze
She was far too eager
To get off her knees

She poked some holes
Cuz I poked some hoes
It was a pussy spree
Until she trapped me

I’ll never say
That the kid’s her fault
To an axe wound
That’s like rubbing salt

But the kid is short and brown
He looks like UPS
While I am long and white
Built like a wedding dress

The kid belongs
To an other
Chances are
It’s a brother

I pray his dad
Keeps him out of jorts
Maybe teach him how
To play some sports

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