#Herpes!
My balls are so big
My penis looks small
When I sit down to pee
The pee hits the wall
Of course I am kidding
My balls are average size
But my penis is small
Compared to most guys
We met at a tavern
Vagina like a cavern
This feels like a sin
You’ll be unsure
If I’m all the way in
Of course it’s in there
Lost in your pube hair
This is regretful
Your vagina is dull.
And nowhere near full
It’s hungry like a hippo
It’s on fire like a zippo
This is not friction
It’s an affliction
It burns when it pees
Hashtag. herpes
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