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Censorshit!

I was banned from posting to the Explain Like I’m Five section of a website called Reddit. I was banned for posting a comment that was either deemed too offensive or too insulting, both by the person I directed the comment at and by a moderator of the website.  I’ll let my readers be the judge.

Offensive, Insulting or Both?

That's a weird way to say thank you!

That’s a weird way to say thank you!

Seriously though, my sincerest apologies to AnalToast for my remarks. Again, sorry, AnalToast, I can’t imagine what you, AnalToast, must be going through right now after having to read such depraved words. God bless you, AnalToast, and your crusade against filth…AnalToast.

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Mister Sister Fister!

You’re girlfriend is a mister
He’s probably your sister
It’s hairy when you fist her
On his face, you jizzed her

You fucked her dry
You dissed her
You shouldn’t try
To kiss her
He swings,
You swing
You miss her

She took a dive
LaMotta v. Fox
You took three to five
In a steel barred box

You’re the prison’s pin cushion
Your butthole is sore
They’re barely pushing
Now who’s the whore?

(S)He’s dating some clown
All around town
While you’re getting fucked
‘Til white dicks turn brown.

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