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Full Houseless!

On the streets of Toronto
Where does a dude go
To find him a new ho
To bang as a hobo?

I was spittin’ some game
More rhyme over reason
Faster than slower
But it’s hockey season
And she’s a Leafs blower

Toronto to San Fran
Via Wyoming,
I met a nice gay man
He gave me some money
I gave him my hand

Next thing I know
Atop brokeback mountain
I’m bareback mountin’ a man
Who’s built like a mountain
We cleaned up in a fountain

I wiped off my mouth
Gathered my cash
I headed down south
Ignorin’ my rash

Outdoor livin’ in Cali
Got me tanner than Danny
He said I could crash there
And promised me fanny

Kimmy went for my jimmy
But my brain was on Becky
Cuz in the fullest house
She’s got the fullest blouse

I said no to Gibbler
Dan said “She’s a nibbler”
“But I want a beej”
“I’ll go get Deej”

Steph did some meth
Had me thinkin’ “How rude”
Jesse’s gel was the lube
When Michelle got it dude!

Don’t forgot Jesse’s twins
Steph squeezed them in
She wrought on their choads
Mr. Bear caught their loads

Joey and peanut butter
Ran in with Comet
I pulled outta Michelle
And proceeded to vomit

Now I’m back on the street
No shoes for my feet
A man tryin’ to eat
Not tryin’ to skeet.

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