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Thicky, Tricky Dick Girl!

I thought you were a thicky,
Thicky, thick girl
Turns out you were a thicky,
Tricky dick “girl”

I thought your pants bulge
Was a pube perm
But your pants bulge
Was just a dude worm

Finger banging
Left you hanging
Cuz there’s a dick there
In your “vagina” hair

It’s why my fingers missed
My reply’s a fist
Squeezing fresh lube
All on your flesh tube

A down and up motion
Followed the lotion
G.I Joe Kung Fu Grip
Jizz runs down your hip

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Canoe For Two Band Geeks!

I built a canoe, I built it for two.
It took me awhile, to build it for you.

Use it at band camp
To finger the camp tramp
‘Til you get a bad hand cramp
Or her vagina gets damp

I built a canoe, I built it for two.
It took me awhile, to build it for you.

Try more than one finger
Your digits should linger
‘Til it swallows your fist
And queefs out a mist

I built a canoe, I built it for two.
It took me awhile, to build it for you.

Use it at band camp
Dispose of the camp tramp
Whom your weiner knocked up
And you killed with an amp

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