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Donkey Shlow!

I’m slappin’ dat ass
Like my donkey’s goin’ slow
My Oh! face makes you say
“This honkey’s kinda slow”

But I’m not a retard
My dick’s a petard
It’s burstin’ through walls
Flanked by two balls

My dick is so deep
It’s gettin’ the bends
My dick is so deep
You’ll require depends

Skinny like a broom
It still brings da boom
After it’s in you
You’ll shit a log flume

Skinny like wheat
It still brings da heat
It dislikes hand jobs
Please use your feet

My dick brings da noize
And it brings da funk
It feels like penetratin’
So let’s get you drunk

Your Body is a Blunderland!

Your body is sacred
But sometimes, so are cows
Pharaohs worshiped cats
While I worship sows!

‘Fore I wreck dat ass
Do some spring cleaning
Soap up your g string
‘Til your dirty eye’s gleaming

We’ll throw a sex orgy
For the summer solstice
You’ll inhale all the cake
Like you’re angry at Hostess

In honour of fall’s
September equinox
I’ll dunk my two balls
In your one semen box

Your body’s my temple
Sculpted from ejaculation
Splayed open on my sofa
Prepped for desecration

A winter wonderland
Hop on my icicle
Invite one more friend
Let’s make it a tricycle!

Oh snap, it’s winter time
No one’s riding trikes
I’ll see myself out
Continue writhing, dykes.

Humpin’ Jack Brash!

I’m like humpin’ jack flash
When I’m up in dat ass
I’d swipe my card in your gash
But you only take cash

It cost extra for no rubber
My finishing move is near
Your uterus should fear
The repercussions of my spear

You will get pregnant
Cuz I am quite fertile
I’ll jizz deep inside you
Where our baby will curdle.

Goin’ Colon Bowlin’!

I’m balls deep
In your butt’s hole
So balls deep
Where’d my nuts go?

My balls are in your colon
Cuz my dick is goin’ bowlin’

Like it’s name is Ed
Workin’ at the Stuckeybowl
Spin around and give me head
I’m tired of your yucky hole

Turn your yap into a sucky hole
‘Til sap comes out my fucky hole

I’ll lick your booty hole
To return the favor
Take my time to savor
Your salad dressing flavor

I’ll motor boat you in your stink eye
Go so fruity on your booty, I get pink eye

Don’t make eye contact
So that I can skeet
Now, go get some eye drops
From a store down the street

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