Tag Archives: abort

Bawler Status!

Bawl so hard, box of tissues
Bawl so hard, family issues
Bawl so hard, your mascara is fleeing
Bawl so hard, your face is peeing

Bawl til you fall
In the fetal position
Bawl as you crawl
Away from attrition

Bawl til you haul
Your fat ass to the toilet
Bawl in the stall
You shouldn’t’ve did it

Bawl when you call
Your cousin in Kansas
Bawl cuz you stall
When you tell him it’s his

Bawl so hard, you did incest
Bawl so hard, you’re no princess
Bawl so hard, you really loved him
Bawl so hard, you shoulda gloved him

Bawl cuz you think
A life was cut short
Bawl when you drink
Cuz you chose to abort

Advertisements

Dater Ape!

Like drone strikes
Our bones strike
Her groin site

She’d resist but
Her whoremoans
Aren’t on strike

Alright so maybe
We drugged her
Switched drinks
When I hugged her

Don’t ask with what
I drugged it
She collapsed
When she chugged it

We both found a hole
Our penises plugged it

We kept her airtight
All through the night
Way too unconscious
To muster a fight

About 9 months later
Shows up on my stoop
She’s holding a baby
It’s covered in poop

Too late to abort it
Too broke to support it
I could kill her
And bury her
Or man up
And marry her

No matter my choice
I’m sentenced to life
For having a kid
Or killing my wife

%d bloggers like this: