Brown Magic Woman
My brown eye is magic
My wand is my dick
I wave it at women
Until they get sick
I know no other spells
My robe kinda smells
I live full time outside
My toilet’s a slide
Wizard or hobo?
That’s for you to decide
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Shitting Room!
In Old Navy
I was turning tricks
In Old Navy
I’d screw dudes and chicks
In Old Navy
In the fitting rooms
In Old Navy
I’d take cash or shrooms
In Old Navy
It was mostly dudes
In Old Navy
They had filthy pubes
In Old Navy
It was never chicks
In Old Navy
I sucked some dicks
DUCK MALES!
Ducks got weird dicks
No bullshit it’s legit
They’re all twisted and soft
Like a string of string cheese
That I just peeled off
Trillville, Alabama
Roy Moore’s new campaign song just dropped. I got the exclusive!
HIGH COUP!
When we elected
Trump, we knew what we signed up
For, America
