Ghost Ride The Tip!
You’re the girl of my dreams
I’m the man of your screams
I’m inside your head
When you’re inside your bed
Creeping into your brain
Like a gadolinium stain
All up in your nightmare
Smelling your hair
I am the booby man
I creep through the night
Looking for women
Turned on by a fright
I am a sexy apparition
Who goes hump in the night
You will get ghosted
In more ways than one
Cuz I’m gonna bang you
And fade away when I’m done
Brown Magic Woman
My brown eye is magic
My wand is my dick
I wave it at women
Until they get sick
I know no other spells
My robe kinda smells
I live full time outside
My toilet’s a slide
Wizard or hobo?
That’s for you to decide
Shitting Room!
In Old Navy
I was turning tricks
In Old Navy
I’d screw dudes and chicks
In Old Navy
In the fitting rooms
In Old Navy
I’d take cash or shrooms
In Old Navy
It was mostly dudes
In Old Navy
They had filthy pubes
In Old Navy
It was never chicks
In Old Navy
I sucked some dicks
DUCK MALES!
Ducks got weird dicks
No bullshit it’s legit
They’re all twisted and soft
Like a string of string cheese
That I just peeled off
Trillville, Alabama
Roy Moore’s new campaign song just dropped. I got the exclusive!
