Monthly Archives: January, 2017

FRYIN’ MAN UNDERWEAR!

​Livin’ in a trailer park
Opposite of Tony Stark
I can still be Iron Man
Cover me in fryin’ pans

Fully draped in kitchenware
All except my underwear
Whitey tighties, ’til I perish
Cozy testies, I do cherish

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FACEDOOK!

​My nose is a dick
On my face, unabashed
The tip rests on my lip
Phallic Hitler ‘stache

Blow my nose please?
FYI, I jizz when I sneeze
There’s no need to flee
My nose just took a pee

If you wanna chat for a bit
On my face, you may sit
Rock back and forth
Please don’t take a shit

Though, as the kids say
“You gotta do you”
If there’s no other way
On my face, you may poo

LOVIN’ MY DUMMY!

​I don’t make love
I make regrets
I got no moves
You’ll remain un-wet

Unless I’m on top
Cuz I sweat a lot
Sweat raining down
Draining into your frown

Don’t worry at all
It won’t last very long
I’m a one minute man
A Missy Elliott song

If I get over heated 
I’ll stop for a rest
Once I have skeeted
I’ll cry into your chest

Stuffed like a turkey
Slathered with brine
When I cook you and eat you
You’ll forever be mine

SUICIDE BY COCK!

​I got my cock out
At a Taco Bell
I got my cock out
You can barely tell

I got my cock out
All pretense is gone
I got my cock out
Condom already on

I got my cock out
Just lookin’ for love
I got my cock out
In you, it will shove

I got my cock out
No, please don’t run
I got my cock out
Now I’m waving a gun

I got my cock out
Too late to stop
I got my cock out
Suicide by cop

I got my cock out
In heaven or hell?
I got my cock out
Only St. Pete can tell

I got my cock out
It illicits pity
I got my cock out
In the holy city

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