I’m slappin’ dat ass
Like my donkey’s goin’ slow
My Oh! face makes you say
“This honkey’s kinda slow”

But I’m not a retard
My dick’s a petard
It’s burstin’ through walls
Flanked by two balls

My dick is so deep
It’s gettin’ the bends
My dick is so deep
You’ll require depends

Skinny like a broom
It still brings da boom
After it’s in you
You’ll shit a log flume

Skinny like wheat
It still brings da heat
It dislikes hand jobs
Please use your feet

My dick brings da noize
And it brings da funk
It feels like penetratin’
So let’s get you drunk