Please Nazi Me After Class!
Ever wonder what would’ve happened to Hitler if the Holocaust had been real, and he survived his suicide? He would’ve moved to America, gained some weight to blend in, and tried to hold down a string of meaningless jobs despite his not-so dormant antisemitism.
Submitted for the approval of the Munchbox Society, I call this story…
Fat Hitler Teaches Language Arts at a Prestigious Jewish Elementary School
Thicky, Tricky Dick Girl!
I thought you were a thicky,
Thicky, thick girl
Turns out you were a thicky,
Tricky dick “girl”
I thought your pants bulge
Was a pube perm
But your pants bulge
Was just a dude worm
Finger banging
Left you hanging
Cuz there’s a dick there
In your “vagina” hair
It’s why my fingers missed
My reply’s a fist
Squeezing fresh lube
All on your flesh tube
A down and up motion
Followed the lotion
G.I Joe Kung Fu Grip
Jizz runs down your hip
