Monthly Archives: August, 2014

Censorshit!

I was banned from posting to the Explain Like I’m Five section of a website called Reddit. I was banned for posting a comment that was either deemed too offensive or too insulting, both by the person I directed the comment at and by a moderator of the website.  I’ll let my readers be the judge.

Offensive, Insulting or Both?

That's a weird way to say thank you!

That’s a weird way to say thank you!

Seriously though, my sincerest apologies to AnalToast for my remarks. Again, sorry, AnalToast, I can’t imagine what you, AnalToast, must be going through right now after having to read such depraved words. God bless you, AnalToast, and your crusade against filth…AnalToast.

The Genetic Leftovers!

**SPOILERS**

Here’s my synopsis of Season 1 Episode 9 of HBO’s The Leftovers, entitled “The Garveys at Their Best”

POPPIN' PLACENTA!

POPPIN’ PLACENTA!

 

Belly Jelly!

Girl, manhandle

My man handle

Blow it like a candle

With a shriveled up wick

…my dick is not thick

But it tries hard

‘Til it cums on your belly,

Quick, wipe up my jelly

And turn up the telly

Cuz it’s gonna dry hard

And I’m gonna cry hard

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