Monthly Archives: June, 2014

Canoe For Two Band Geeks!

I built a canoe, I built it for two.
It took me awhile, to build it for you.

Use it at band camp
To finger the camp tramp
‘Til you get a bad hand cramp
Or her vagina gets damp

I built a canoe, I built it for two.
It took me awhile, to build it for you.

Try more than one finger
Your digits should linger
‘Til it swallows your fist
And queefs out a mist

I built a canoe, I built it for two.
It took me awhile, to build it for you.

Use it at band camp
Dispose of the camp tramp
Whom your weiner knocked up
And you killed with an amp

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Allen Grier, David and Goliath!

This is what happens to the wait staff when white people find out there’s no Pinot at the party:

Will Feral BeastMode!

Will Feral BeastMode!

Jew Know What Jew Did, Hitler. Jew Know What Jew Did!

Ever wonder what would’ve happened to Hitler if the Holocaust had been real, and he survived his suicide? He would’ve moved to America, gained some weight to blend in, and tried to hold down a string of meaningless jobs despite his not-so dormant antisemitism.

Submitted for the approval of the Munchbox Society, I call this story…

Fat Hitler Works At a Bakery

More cushion for the pushin' and more oven for the shovin'

More cushion for the pushin’ and more oven for the shovin’

It probably costs around 6 million, Hitler.

It probably costs around 6 million, Hitler.

Gif Me Liberty or Gif Me Def!

Ohhhhhhhhhbama...

Ohhhhhhhhhbama…

JUST THE GIF!

This is what America will look like if we let #NObama steal our guns.

This is what America will look like if we let #NObama steal our guns.

RELEVANT STORY!

RELEVANT POEM!

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