An Ode to Saint Baldrick’s

On April 12 I am shaving my head for a great FUNd raiser called St. Baldrick’s. They raise money to support grants, research, and awareness about children’s cancer. I like it a lot, and it does good things for good people. *CLICK HERE* for more information or to donate! Until then enjoy this poem.

Dear god, you suck
Cuz you give kids the cancer
Why god, why?
What is the answer?

Why, god why
Am I writing this letter?
You don’t exist
I should know better.

I normally write poems
About vaginas and dicks
This one’s not those ones
It’s time for St. Baldrick’s!

Sometimes I’m offensive
Cuz I think that it’s funny
So, I’m shaving my whole head
Now, give me your money.

I say my whole head
Cuz eyebrows are included
This gets me out of the house
Where I’m usually secluded.

Bacon’s supportive
That’s the name of my dog
He would shave too
But he’d look like a hog.

My beard will also go
I feel it’s a part of me
It took years to grow
Cuz I barely hit puberty.

I’ll look like a fool
I’m already a tool
Who barely passed school
I’m also not cool.

But I’m good at begging for money
To support a good cause
Though, I do it for me
I love the applause.

To all my dear friends,
Start making it rain.
Give me money now!
Or when I bug you again.

Holla Back, Gurl!

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