Me and my friends, Shmryan Shmacobs, Shmyle Shmilson, Shmike Shmroberts, and Shmohn Shmklistenskisne thought it was absurd that they stopped after only one Heat movie. It had such potential to be a major franchise. Here’s how we would’ve handled it:
Heat 2: Hotter
Any pussies are welcome to stay out of the kitchen.
Heat 3:The Meltdown
Probably directed by Michael Bay
Heat 4: Re-Heat
The gang’s back together. A microwave bomb is the new pressure cooker bomb
Heat 5: Global Warming
Can Pacino and De Niro kill all the polar bears before the melting polar ice caps do?
Pre-Heat: The Prequel
See what the gang was like back when they were a little bit cooler.
Pre-Heat 2: Getting Warmer
This is ridiculous. I’ve never even seen the original film.
Heat 6: Anal Lust
Prison’s a lonely place.
