Cuz We Got the Heat, We Got the Heat, We Got the Heat, YEAH! We Got It!
Me and my friends, Shmryan Shmacobs, Shmyle Shmilson, Shmike Shmroberts, and Shmohn Shmklistenskisne thought it was absurd that they stopped after only one Heat movie. It had such potential to be a major franchise. Here’s how we would’ve handled it:
Heat 2: Hotter
Any pussies are welcome to stay out of the kitchen.
Heat 3:The Meltdown
Probably directed by Michael Bay
Heat 4: Re-Heat
The gang’s back together. A microwave bomb is the new pressure cooker bomb
Heat 5: Global Warming
Can Pacino and De Niro kill all the polar bears before the melting polar ice caps do?
Pre-Heat: The Prequel
See what the gang was like back when they were a little bit cooler.
Pre-Heat 2: Getting Warmer
This is ridiculous. I’ve never even seen the original film.
Heat 6: Anal Lust
Prison’s a lonely place.